Looks like autumn’s here- that means it’s time for some good old winter mountaineering pees. To get us in the frame of mind here’s a summery shot taken by Kieran just off the top of Cairngorm.
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We start with this photo of Harry up Skiddaw in the Lake District, frankly going at it like a hosepipe. Very impressive Harry.
Here’s a spiffing shot of Tom in the Alps making his own clouds. This is an all round textbook scenic pee.
Firstly, apologies for it being so long- my seat at work has temporarily changed and I can’t get away with working on scenic pees because I have the whole office looking at my screen!
However, this was worth an exception- a female scenicpee submitted by Holly on her recent trip to Iceland. Stream. Views. Do we reckon this is the new standard?
No, really. This is myself captured by my mate Ben at the bottom of Ribblehead Viaduct on a bit of moor called Batty Wife Hole. Honest, look on wikipedia. The stream was strong, I promise, but the arty lighting hides it.
Here’s our good friend and regular contributor Harry weeing on a rock next to the River Spean in the Western Highlands. Looks lovely doesn’t it? Good stream. Harry that is, not the river.
Er, well, apparently doing a scenic pee on mountains in Malaysia can land you in prison. So, erm, don’t do that.
Fortunately the UK is more forward thinking with it’s mountain urination policies (unsurprisingly it doesn’t have one…). However, you should still have a good think about where you do it- Rob here urinating at the side of an A road in the Highlands probably doesn’t count. Rosie certainly doesn’t appear to think so anyway.
Yesterday was our beloved founder’s birthday, so here’s a photo of him and me contributing to the ice at the top of Glencoe Ski Centre back in 2012. Happy Birthday Chris!
It’s been very dry lately, so here’s a photo by Ben taken of his mate Rob in the Lake District doing his best to top the lakes back up after the long sunny spell. Good stream, but I think it may still take a while…
Well, following the last post saying goodbye to winter here’s a nice springy one to welcome in the sunshine. This is Rosie allegedly urinating near Torridon. She claims she is also very naked.