Here’s a spiffing shot of Tom in the Alps making his own clouds. This is an all round textbook scenic pee.
Firstly, apologies for it being so long- my seat at work has temporarily changed and I can’t get away with working on scenic pees because I have the whole office looking at my screen!
However, this was worth an exception- a female scenicpee submitted by Holly on her recent trip to Iceland. Stream. Views. Do we reckon this is the new standard?
Here’s our good friend and regular contributor Harry weeing on a rock next to the River Spean in the Western Highlands. Looks lovely doesn’t it? Good stream. Harry that is, not the river.
Er, well, apparently doing a scenic pee on mountains in Malaysia can land you in prison. So, erm, don’t do that.
Fortunately the UK is more forward thinking with it’s mountain urination policies (unsurprisingly it doesn’t have one…). However, you should still have a good think about where you do it- Rob here urinating at the side of an A road in the Highlands probably doesn’t count. Rosie certainly doesn’t appear to think so anyway.
Well, the weather has started to get a bit nicer. There’s still snow on the hills, though, so as a hopeful last goodbye to winter here’s Harry weeing on a waterfall. Specifically this is Steall falls a couple of winters ago when they were completely frozen. Hopefully it’ll be a while till we see it like this again!
I went and rode my bike up on High Street on Monday and it reminded me of this scenic pee from up there back in 2013. I think this was taken by Rosie and while it looks like I’m weeing at great height into Haweswater below there is, fortunately, a big old gap between me and it. I don’t think I can force out a mile long stream….