Spoiling the water supply.


It may look like Izaak here, who submitted this lovely photo of himself with a good, strong, stream from Snowdon, is weeing into a lake. Fortunately, he’s not- the lake is not small, it is just far away.

Top tip if you want to keep scenic pees scenic- don’t wee into any lakes, streams, rivers etc. It’s bad wilderness urination etiquette.

Lecture over, keep urinating!

Icy wees


It’s about time we had a good streamer on Scenicpees again. This frankly stunning picture has been submitted by Huw. It’s a photo of him taking a slash on a pile of rocks in Iceland, and it looks really rather lovely don’t you think. Not sure why he’s wearing girl’s shorts though.

Self timer slash


This is Rick from Monmouthshire, braving that most tricky challenge- capturing a scenic pee with only 10 seconds from camera button press to run to your position, undo your shorts (or stop them falling down if you have done it in readiness), get the tools for the job out and then summon a stream. This is a valiant effort and a great way for the shy to get a scenic pee done.

Social Equality on Scenicpees.com


As it’s been two weeks since the last post, it’s time for something special. Harry from Slovenia has submitted- brace yourselves- a female scenic pee.

“And this is a girl pissing in some lavender, in Lagrasse in France. She is called Jenny and she is from Scotland.”

While I appreciate the effort, it does break most of the rules of the scenic pee- no stream visible at all. This could just be a girl sat in some lavender. So, while it does set a precedent for female scenic pees it does set the bar good and low for any girls wishing to turn their hand (?) to relieving themselves in stunning places. Go out there and do better, ladies.

Late to the party…



This week’s post is a little late, sorry. As it’s my birthday today I’m using one of my own submissions, a photo of Sam Holdsworth befouling Ben Vrackie by Pitlochry on a beautiful November day last year. Good arc work, sir.



We have competition…

Wilderness Wees Small

This submission comes from Mike Wilson, owner of http://www.inspiring-riding.co.nz/ which is a pretty cool site for his magazine Journey, which is like The Ride Journal, about adventures.

You can purchase his next issue (or that and all the back issues) through his crowd funding site. 


Enough plugging, more peeing, here’s what Mike has to say about this photo. It seems he was planning on creating a rival for scenicpees.com (although we have since agreed that the marketplacefor photos of people pissing on beautiful things is full- “I think I’ll leave the weeing in the countryside market all to you for now”)-

“Hi! I’ve just found your site and it’s great. I’ve threatened for some time to launch a site called Wilderness Wees and have gathered a fair collection of shots of mates while on adventure rides for journey-magazine.com – a mostly print journal about cycling.

I’ve uploaded one of the more scenic ones I can find at the moment. It’s of my friend Paul Smith – co-founder of our magazine having a pee at Poolburn Dam, Central Otago in New Zealand.”

Throwback Tuesday



I don’t think Throwback Tuesday is an actual internet thing, but here is a photo from the original site. No idea who or where this is, any clues would be gratefully received. Looks chilly, though- surprised he can get it out of his trousers.