Er, well, apparently doing a scenic pee on mountains in Malaysia can land you in prison. So, erm, don’t do that.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-33075036

Fortunately the UK is more forward thinking with it’s mountain urination policies (unsurprisingly it doesn’t have one…). However, you should still have a good think about where you do it- Rob here urinating at the side of an A road in the Highlands probably doesn’t count. Rosie certainly doesn’t appear to think so anyway.