No, really. This is myself captured by my mate Ben at the bottom of Ribblehead Viaduct on a bit of moor called Batty Wife Hole. Honest, look on wikipedia. The stream was strong, I promise, but the arty lighting hides it.
Here’s our good friend and regular contributor Harry weeing on a rock next to the River Spean in the Western Highlands. Looks lovely doesn’t it? Good stream. Harry that is, not the river.