How Not To Do It

How Not To Do It

Scenic Pees was the brainchild of Chris Bell, shown above. There are standards to aim for when producing your own scenic pee- make sure the view is good, and really try and get a big, beautiful arc of urine going so we can see it.

Above is a reminder of the importance of choosing a view downwind of yourself- pissing into the wind is messy.

Welcome back to

After a bit of a hiatus, is once again purveying pictures of pees in perfect places.


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For now, here’s Harry and his moustache off Sail in the Lake District.


Harry, Sail, Lake District, November 2013

Harry, Sail, Lake District, November 2013


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