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Here’s our good friend and regular contributor Harry weeing on a rock next to the River Spean in the Western Highlands. Looks lovely doesn’t it? Good stream. Harry that is, not the river.

Er, well, apparently doing a scenic pee on mountains in Malaysia can land you in prison. So, erm, don’t do that.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-33075036

Fortunately the UK is more forward thinking with it’s mountain urination policies (unsurprisingly it doesn’t have one…). However, you should still have a good think about where you do it- Rob here urinating at the side of an A road in the Highlands probably doesn’t count. Rosie certainly doesn’t appear to think so anyway.

Yesterday was our beloved founder’s birthday, so here’s a photo of him and me contributing to the ice at the top of Glencoe Ski Centre back in 2012. Happy Birthday Chris!

It’s been very dry lately, so here’s a photo by Ben taken of his mate Rob in the Lake District doing his best to top the lakes back up after the long sunny spell. Good stream, but I think it may still take a while…

Well, following the last post saying goodbye to winter here’s a nice springy one to welcome in the sunshine. This is Rosie allegedly urinating near Torridon. She claims she is also very naked.

I went and rode my bike up on High Street on Monday and it reminded me of this scenic pee from up there back in 2013. I think this was taken by Rosie and while it looks like I’m weeing at great height into Haweswater below there is, fortunately, a big old gap between me and it. I don’t think I can force out a mile long stream….

Not sure if you’ll have seen Top Gear last night but it starred a pretty bold scenic pee from Richard Hammond, seen here relieving himself on Wolf Mountain in the Canadian Rockies. Not much of a stream, but I don’t think scenic peeing is really pre-watershed material so I’m sure they did the best they could. He was also worried about what would happen if a bear came along whilst he was doing it, a valid point- be careful of bears when you have your winkie out.

This week we find Tom Marvin getting a healthy stream on at the Strathpuffer 24 hour endurance bike race in January. Tom and his team minced their way to 2nd place- a round of applause for Tom.

This rather death defying (holding an axe with your important parts out whilst standing on a snowy cliff) was taken by Annie somewhere in the Cairngorms, which look rather lovely at this time of year, don’t you think?